The one with Planet Pizza, I mean, Fitness
July 13th, 2011Every once in a while I do something that makes me feel like a grown up. You know. Like shower on a slightly regular though admittedly less than normal basis.
Recently, however, I feel very adult like for joining a gym.
A few weeks ago I joined Planet Fitness because it’s cheap as fuck and because it’s close to the townhouse I’m staying in.
I like Planet Fitness. The machines are purple and most of the people that go there are so out of shape, they make me feel like a super model. Ok so maybe not a super model, but perhaps a “health” blogger that doesn’t base all her meals around gravy.
However, I went to PF on Monday and was a little shocked by what I saw.
Little.
Caeser’s.
Pizza.
Apparently every Monday, PF has a pizza party.
I mean…
I usually have a protein shake after I work out, but I guess a piece of pizza is a decent substitute.
Kinda.
Sorta.
Not really.
WTF, Planet Fitness?
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that’s awesome lol I guess that’s a good way to stay in business if everyone is eating pizza then they won’t lose the weight they are attempting to burn off
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