This is not a lifestyle blog.
Nothing about my life is glamorous or Pinterest-worthy (and it’s definitely not #goals).
I don’t shoot my photos with a Canon DSLR. My DIY manicure is always chipped and I could afford to lose AT LEAST 20 pounds. I don’t blog from a marble top desk decked out with fresh flowers, tchotchkes, and gold trimmed office supplies. Avocado toast? Not on the menu at my house–and by house I mean basement apartment in SE Washington, D.C. You won’t see coverage of NYFW on my blog because I wasn’t invited.
My name is Lexie Bond and this is my anti-lifestyle blog.
By day, I work for an digital marketing agency and by night, I try to soak up as much of D.C. life as I can. My favorite verbs are CREATE and LEARN and I try to do both on the reg.
When life hands me lemons, I add vodka and when life hands me shit, I bust the wet wipes out of my knock-off Betsy Johnson bag.
If you’re like me, you’re just trying to figure out this “adulting” thing.
Let’s crash and burn together.